1. The scrunchie. If you want to be my friend, you will never parade the scrunchie. Let’s face it, the 80’s are dead, you aren’t a trendy homage to the days of Footloose and Molly Ringwald, and unless I missed the part where we are reviving fluro leggings and oversized Beverly Hills 90210 t-shirts the scrunchie will never be a necessary addition to any outift.
2. Socks and sandals. I mean really, as if the word ‘sandal’ doesn’t already evoke a sense of horror, let’s go and add socks (preferable thick, white and over-logoed) to really make a statement. Unless you are a Swedish backpacker by the name of Sven or Helga, there really is no excuse.
3. Visible Bra Straps. Nothing incites more rage than seeing people wear a normal bra under a strapless top. And no, I don’t care if you’ve got one of those bras with plastic straps – they’re still straps, I can still see them and I still hate them.